Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
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If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
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Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
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