I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
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We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
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How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
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