You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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