I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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