im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
How external is "for external use only"?
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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