Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
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