Whod you bang
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
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