I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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