How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
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