I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
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yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
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You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
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