would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
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My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
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I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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