But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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