"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
Randomize
