their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
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