we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
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I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
it glows. i had to have it.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
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They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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