So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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