I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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