We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
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He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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