I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
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Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
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Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
don't judge my taste in strippers
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
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