ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
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standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
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Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
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