Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
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It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
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I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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