lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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