honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
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We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
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Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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