Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heβs Upset Because People Told His Mom
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
we're so committed to being not committed
Good news!! I can adult!! π turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ππ
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