pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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