Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
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The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
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Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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