i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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