wanna go halves on a baby?
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
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I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
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Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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