I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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