And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
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