belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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