idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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