Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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