Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
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