You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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