"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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