Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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