Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
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My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
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He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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