Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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