this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
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