hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
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woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
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I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I can't put those talents on a resume
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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