it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
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