I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
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First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
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He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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