I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
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Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
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don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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