i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
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