am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
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