so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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