why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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