I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
My ass is underappreciated
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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