opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
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I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
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You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
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