Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
that's an acceptable place to lick
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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