Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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