Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
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