I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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